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May I tell you where to go for great music in Adelaide??? Print E-mail
Monday, 13 May 2013

Sample ImageSaturday May 18 Sweet Baby James and Rob Eyers at the Prince Albert Hotel… I was a bit surprised as I always thought the Prince Albert was a bolt through the knob but… it can also be a pub, I believe. Anyway... James and Rob present the best voodoo blues in town so get on down to the Knob Bolt Hotel.Sorry... Prince Albert Hotel, 254 Wright Street, Adelaide, SA, 5000.  08 8212 7912

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Sample ImageFriday, 17 May:  DANCE, DANCE, DANCE with Lucky 7, The Lincolns, Shades of Blue and DJ Christine 'Orange' Blossom

Come down to The Gov tonight and dance the night away with the hottest, swinging bands in town: Lucky 7, The Lincolns, Shades of Blue and DJ Christine 'Orange' Blossom! Head on in early for dinner, to fuel your dance moves.

http://admin.moshtix.com.au/v2/event/dance-dance-dance-with-lucky-7-the-lincolns-shades-of-blue-and-dj-christine/64905?&caller=CAL&noadd=true&skin=

 

Sample ImageThe Gov, Saturday, 18 May: Dragon 40th Anniversary Tour with Special Guests

The legendary band Dragon is back fronted by revered Kiwi singer Mark Williams. This band rocks its way through a long list of iconic songs that are part of the national estate.

Go here: http://admin.moshtix.com.au/v2/event/dragon-40th-anniversary-tour-with-special-guests/61934?&caller=CAL&noadd=true&skin=

 

 

 

 

Sample ImageFor gigs at the Wheatie, go here:http://www.wheatsheafhotel.com.au/gigs

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Sample ImageFor Guthrie’s go to: http://www.folkfederation.com/

 

 

 

 

Looking Ahead

 

Sample ImageJohn Schumann and the Vagabond Crew will be packing their trunks for a Queensland Country Tour, May 22-27

That's Queensland over there (pic left) with Shooey and the Vagabaond Crew standing in front of it.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Sample ImageTheTexettes lunchtime show on Thursday May 30 at the... SoundWaves event,  Prospect Town Hall

 

 I didn't think the colour would hold when I cut and pasted the words but ... there's another thing I've learned; that and the bit about the Prince Albert being a pub as well as knob bling.

 

 

Sample ImageRob Scott and Big Smoke are playing at The Exeter Rundle Street on the the 30th May from 9pm. 3 sets of original songs, including a fair smattering of Blues/Funk numbers from the forthcoming CD 'Disgraceland'.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

FSample Imageriday, 31st May, Amber Joy Poulton & The Holy Men will be putting on a night of Country Music at the Railroad Country Music Club (West Beach). Come along and enjoy the songs you know and get a sneak peak at a few of my newies. Bookings are coming through thick and fast now, so don't miss out. Credit card facilities available, only $20. For info go here: http://www.facebook.com/amberjoypoulton

 

 

 

 

Sample ImageThe 25TH. ANNIVERSARY YEAR.

It’s time for the fans to gather at an old favourite venue, The Aussie Inn. Friday, 31st. May, 8.30 - 12 PM. The Hoy-Hoy! line-up of awesome Trapper on drums, and Frank Lang on bass and vocals, make this gig a priority.

 

 

 

 

Sample ImageGet ready for the Queen’s Birthday long weekend in June. The Grouse return to Maxwells on Sunday June 9, and pan!c pick up the baton for Monday June 10.  Sample Image

This year the Saturday event at Maxwells features Russell Morris.

For more information, read:http://maxwellwines.com.au/media/docs/Sea%20&%20Vines%20-%20WEB_1.pdf

 

 

 

 

Sherluck Fukken Holmes and the Cubicle of Doom.

Holmes is ensconced in his den on the second floor of 22A baker Street, his noble head framed by an eerie blue glow.

“Watson....  though I know many things, like, for example, who will shoot John F. Kennedy, I confess that I did not know there are hundreds of love-hungry females in my suburb that are waiting to have intercourse with me! I am astonished at this as I know this area fairly well and it comprises mainly 9-5 businesses. So, I deduce that some or many of the shopkeepers and business owners are ladyboys... or boygirls whom I prefer to call boyles.”

“Holmes, Old Man;  it's just an advertisement on Victorian Visage-Libre. I think you can safely ignore it.”

“If you say so, Watson, you being the man of the world, but I am somewhat disappointed nevertheless to pass up such a robust opportunity to meet a nice young lady and have verbal and various intercourses with her. However... I have here, Watson, on this telegram, an opportunity for adventure that we must not ignore. The Queen has been invited to the opening of a zipper fly at the Regents Park public toilets and we have been summoned to provide discrete chaperone duties.”

"I say, Holmes! Why in heaven’s name are we required at such a high-falutin’ social occasion?”

“My Dear Watson, I believe Her Royal Big-Arsed Majesty fears interference in the proceedings by the devilish Professor Moriarty who is opposed to public toilets, believing that one should do one’s monthly turd in one’s own earth closet, and not be leaving it in a park gazebo for some second party to dispose of – at the public’s expense! But, enough blether, Watson; we are urgently required by Lard-Arse Vicky so, bring your medical kitbag - especially your tweezers and our best Macintoshes!”

“I say! Pretty poor weather out there, eh, Holmes?”

“Watson, you fukking pull-through – It’s industrial revolution era London; the weather is always shit! But that is not the reason for the singular accoutrements. You see, in the event that, once the zipper is opened, a pubic hair is caught stretched across the hog’s eye in the bell-end therein and on its way thereout, you must quickly remove it with the tweezers to prevent the splitting of the stream. Any delay could be messy, hence the Macintoshes, as one may be showered by two golden rivulets of unpredictable direction.”

“I say, Holmes….”

“Yes, Watson. So you fukken sed. And if you say it again I will kick you in the nadbag.  Now….away to Regent’s Park, Watson; the game is 30.48 centimetres!!!”

At the Regent’s Park Public Lav.

“On Behalf of me, Queen Victoria, I now declare this Zipper open…. Oh, My Gawd. What is that ‘orrible smell comin’ frum over theyuh in the lavs???”

“I knew it, Watson. It’s an arse-assination attempt by Proferssor Moriarty! He has dropped a ham grenade in one of the dunnies in the bank of cubicles and it’s fukken putrid. Deadly!!!! It’s like a gangrenous pig crawled up his arse and died in its’ own shit and then he shat it out… with his own foul dung!!!!!!  Everybody out now or die by chundering up your ringpieces!!!!”

“Holmes,” shouted Watson as the crowd surged towards the turnstiles. “I see a shadow wearing a mortar-board hat fleeing in the darkness!”

“Good work, Watson. It’s Professor Moriarty! We have surprised and routed him from the cubicle of doom!”

“He’s headed towards the catering tent, Holmes. Shall I shoot him with my revolver?”

“No, Watson. I’m going to try out this little device on him. Watch out!”

SPOING! Sssssssssssssssst. Glip. ZZZZZZZZ**ZZZZZ**ZZZZ***ZZZZZA**AAAAA*AAAA*AAAA*AAA*ST*TS*ST*TS*ST!! “AARRRRRRGGGHIEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUGHUGHGHIGHGH-Thbdbdbdbdbdbdbdb. Sighhhhhhhhhhh.”

My word, Holmes. Did you just strike him with bottled lightning?”

“Sort of. It’s a stun gun I got off eBay and I have modified it to be charged up with a Helmholtz Generator. Packs a punch, eh? Turns the muscles to liquid;  makes everything let go. Look at the bulging seat of his duds, Old Man; in there is the last shit he’ll ever do.”

“I say, Holmes. You’ve fried the fukker. Was that really necessary?”

“Watson, you kind-hearted old fool; take a look at the middle finger of his right hand.”

“I say... it’s all…”

Yes, Watson – brown. In his haste to leave the dunny he wiped too furiously and poked straight through the cheap council date roll and he has ended up with Kamahl’s finger. So, when I saw that, and realised he was headed to the catering tent I knew he had to be stopped to avert a terrifying disaster. Can you imagine the havoc that would have been wrought if he had shoved that finger in the blue Smarties bowl? The Queen herself had dibs on them blue Smarties and she would have been struck down with the worst case of the Brad Pitts ever to blight a dimpled-dated Monarch in this era!”

“I say, Holmes….”

“I warned you, Watson…..”

PUNT!

“OOoooooohhhhh!  Groooaaannnnnghh!"

"Sorry, Old Man, but a promise is a promise. Now let me rub your poor little nadbag and then we'll go home and have a nice mug of hot cocoa and a fukken BIG snootful of drugs.”

 
Return of Skiffle to theWhitty Print E-mail
Monday, 06 May 2013

Sample ImageRoll up…. For the return of the Skiffle cats.

Friday evening, May 10,  at the Whitmore Hotel the Cat’s Pyjamas in sniffle… er, skittle…. fukken Bluetooth keyboard…. SKIFFLE mode, part acoustic and part vegetable for a rollicking good time. You can dance if you want to, ‘cause it’s safe to dance to skiffle music. I think.  Anyway, the Cat’s PJ’s undo  the pyjama cord at 8.30 pm. And there’s good food and booze at the Whitty at the top end of Whitmore Square - in the city.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Sample ImageFriday, May 10, SWEET BABY JAMES & ROB EYERS  at the Wheatsheaf Hotel – 9pm (Free). Get along for a monster serve of double voodoo blues.

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Friday night, May 10, Amber Joy Poulton and Sandra Humphries are staging a huge country music show at the Encounter bay Footy club. Go to these pages for more info: http://www.facebook.com/sandra.humphries.509

http://www.facebook.com/amberjoypoulton

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Sample ImageThe Gov: Thursday May 9: They Might be Giants!!!

 Sample ImageThey Might Be Giants are John Linnell on keyboards and accordion and John Flansburgh on guitar, and their barn-storming live band includes Danny Weinkauf on bass, Marty Beller on drums and Dan "Solder" Miller on lead guitar. Linnell and Flansburgh became friends as kids in school in Massachusetts but only formed the band after moving to Brooklyn, New York.

With their minimal stage show and innovative Dial-A-Song service, They Might Be Giants were prime movers in the mid- '80s explosion of visual art, music, and performance art that put New York's East Village scene on the cultural map. "We're fully aware of the musical worlds both to the left of us and to the right of us - we've heard avant garde music, we've heard popular music," says Flansburgh. "That's given us the notion that we can be as original as we can be and still make worthwhile songs."

For tickets and info, go here: http://admin.moshtix.com.au/v2/event/they-might-be-giants-with-special-guests/63626?&caller=CAL&noadd=true&skin=#

 

 

 

Sample ImageSaturday 11 May, 8:00 PM - Bill Jackson

 

Sample ImageBill Jackson is fast becoming known as one of Australia’s finest songwriters within the country folk genre. Think Dylan, Guy Clark and Townes Van Zandt all wrapped up in his most recent release – the critically acclaimed ‘Jerilderie’. His previous full-length release ‘Steel & Bone’ was awarded Folk Alliance Australia ‘Radio Presenters Album of the Year’ in 2008 and he was invited to tour the US alternative country hotspots later that same year with his Acoustic Orchestra (Peter Fidler / Ruth Hazleton).

Tickets: Adults: $20, Conc. $18, Members $16

For more info go here: http://www.folkfederation.com/

 

Sample ImageSaturday May 11 The Healers return to live performance, trotting out some True Blues at the Whitmore Hotel. be there for an 8.30 kick-off.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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THE STREAMLINERS at The Semaphore Workers Club - SUN 12 MAY; 4.30 PM.

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Testing times

Suburb, somewhere.

Knock, Knock!

Eventually the door opens.

“Whaddya want?”

“Good morning, Ms. I want to talk to you about your children not being included in the national numeracy and literacy testing scheme.”

“Yeah… well… are you from the gubamint?”

“Not as such… the school.”

“Yeah, well, yuh see,  as for the number of me kids, when the inspectors come round I borrow a few from the mob over the back… you know… to keep up me claim. I put down for seven kids. And I know mine are illiterate but I don’t know about hers’ back there. She had a bloke once and he was a basher but I dunno if they was hitched. Some people don’t bovver; they just bash wivvout a licence. ”

“It’s not about the welfare money or your marital status,” said the bloke at the door, “It’s about this….!”  he continued, waving a copy of the NAPLAN test in front of her.

“Ahh….. Ahh, yeah; that.  Well, I’m a bit sorry about that. I seen that bit of paper but I weren’t gunna put me hand up fer it. Caws…. Well, it was for the nits, y’see;  and I’d run out of kero so I thought a bit of napalm would do the trick. Suppose I shouldn’t’ve been chuffing when I done it but they wasn’t burned too bad.”

“Right; well…. Good morning to you Ms; I’ll let you get back to what you were doing.”

“Yeah, ta. Celebrity Splash was on the shit pump and it’s funny as.”

 
Blues and Country high on the list this week Print E-mail
Tuesday, 16 April 2013
Sample ImageFriday, April 19 , BLUES AVENUE will croon and pluck at Regattas Restaurant. Sweet Baby James Meston and David Rocky Rhodes will do the duelling guitars then the fighting plectrums followed by the wrestling capos. (5:30pm-8:30pm) – Free

 

 

 

 

Sample Image  Mike Rudd & Bill Putt will be at The Courthouse St Vincent St Auburn Clare Valley. 8.00 – 11.00; tickets $15.00.     Here's the link to have a look at the joint: http://hatsincsa.com/hatsincsa.com/concerts.html

 The heart and soul of Spectrum and the Incredible Murtceps and other stellar OZ bands, Mike Rudd and Bill Putt will entertain  and enlighten you with music and tales of old OZ in the days when rock was pop. Give yourself a treat and hop in whatever conveyance is handy and roll up at The Courthouse to catch Ruddy and Putty.


 

 

 

Sample ImageSaturday, April 20 THE RED HOT BLUES BAND will burn the carpet at the Whitmore Hotel; Featuring the Mighty Davy Blighty on harps and Jimmy Meston on geetars the Red Hot Blues band is... is.,... er, red hot. (9pm-12am at the north end of Whitmore Square) – Free

 

 

Sample ImageA NIGHT OF VAN MORRISON” – Sat April 27th @ The Gov

Gravy Train Promotions bring to you an amazing night of music dedicated to the master of R&B songsters VAN MORRISON!!!

Come and hear great renditions of his songs performed by some of the cream of established Adelaide artists. The amazing talents of three separate singers, Steve Brown (The Steve Brown band), Persia and Troy Loakes ( Huckleberry Swedes) all perform a set each with the backing of the award winning and institution of roots music “The Streamliners” and their “Dirty Roots” horn section to pay homage, (for one night only), to one of the R&B greats.
Tickets @ Moshtix or at the Door.
Doors @ 7.30pm, show starts 8.30pm

$20 + BF or special group bookings (link below) or $25 on night…….
$22 to all 3D, Radio Adelaide, Coast FM and SA Music subscribers on the night
http://admin.moshtix.com.au/v2/event/a-night-of-van-morrison/64816?&caller=CAL&noadd=true&skin=

Sample Image  Go here for a look at upcoming gigs: http://thegov.com.au/gig-guide.html

 

 

 

 Sample ImageFriday May 3 the Semaphore Workers Club hosts a special evening of Cream. Fat, squishy and delicious Cream.



Sample ImageSaturday 4 May Trevor Keilar - Johnny Cash Tribute Show at the Regal Theatre, Kensington Rd.

Trevor Keilar hits the stage at the beautiful Regal Theatre (just up Kenso Rd. from the Marrayatville pub) with a swag bursting with Johnny Cash tunes from the most loved - Ring of Fyer, Jackson etc - to the ones you never get to hear very often – Forty Shades of Green, Understand Your Man; You're the nearest thing to heaven; Luther Played Boogie....you'll  love it! 

Go Here: http://www.theregaltheatre.com.au/events/trevor-keilar-johnny-cash-tribute-show for information and to book tickets.
Tickets also available at The Regal Theatre - ookings can be made by phone 8431 5039 or in person at the box office and through Venue Tix .

THE REGAL THEATRE, 275 Kensington Rd | Kensington Park | Ph: (08) 8431 5039.     Doors & bar open at 7pm

 


Looking ahead:   

Sample ImageRob Scott and Big Smoke are performing at The Gov in the Front bar on Saturday 4th May 9-11.30.

You will also be able to catch The Big Smoke at The Exeter on Rundle street on Thursday 30th May. 
Go here for more info on The Big Smoke:  http://www.facebook.com/pages/Rob-ScottBig-Smoke/291625270852840  

 

 

 

 

 

Looking lo-o-o-ong way ahead with binoculars:

THE BEGGARS with The Texettes and special guest Trev Warner on 14 Jun 8 pm at the  Church of the Trinity, 318 Goodwood Road Clarence Park

TRINITY SESSIONS PRESENTS THE BEGGARS WITH THE TEXETTES AND SPECIAL GUEST TREV WARNER

Sample ImageThe Beggars distinctive Australian sound has taken them to the top of the European country music charts and onto the stages of Europe and Australia’s festivals and theatres. The Beggars are touring Germany, Switzerland and Denmark for three weeks through June and July. This concert at Trinity Sessions will celebrate getting another international tour off the ground and raise some cash for the flights.  

The Beggars will be ably supported on the night by the superb singer songwriters The Texettes and later in the night the wonderful Trev Warner will join The Beggars on stage.

"The best Australian vocal band since the Seekers" Normie Rowe 2012 [Australia]

"World-class musicians" Rocktimes 2010 [Germany]

"Super Australian band: Renee Donaghey is a genius." Bote der urschweiz Lucerne. 2008. [Switzerland]

 

Sample ImageThe Texettes are Terry Bradford (who remembers Those Kodiaks and The Barkers?) and Helen Ellis whose great songwriting and imaginative composition deliver songs that traverse a cross section of contemporary music styles - radio friendly pop, rock, blues, urban angst and country. Whether it's a romantic duet or a country rock song, each song has an emotional heart which makes them universal in their appeal.

 

 

 

Sample ImageTrev Warner is one of Australia's foremost Bluegrass and Country musicians. With a career spanning three decades, his achievements are numerous and includes touring with and supporting artists such as Willie Nelson, The Bellamy  Brothers,  Roland  White,  Slim  Dusty, The Dead Ringer Band,  Lee  Kernaghan,  Beccy  Cole, Tania  Kernaghan, Ann   Kirkpatrick, Adam Brand, Bill & Audrey,  Kasey Chambers, Melinda Schnieder, The Greencards, Paul Kelly, Sara Storer and Karen Lynn.

http://beggars.com.au/;       http://texettes.com/index.php

 

 

 

 

 Sample ImageThe Wheatie: go here: http://www.wheatsheafhotel.com.au/gigs for a gander at their upcoming gig

 

 

 

 

 

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Sample ImageJack Brennan and friends Autumn concert:       Jack Brennan is a veteran of the Irish traditional music scene and is one of the finest Uileann pipers and Low whistle players in this country.

This time, he teams up with his daughter Caitlin (a recent member of the Adelaide Youth Orchestra) and John O'Murchu (Murphy) on Flamenco and Acoustic guitars and voice, as they celebrate Autumn with a selection of Irish music over the centuries to the present day, interspersed with original compositions, a touch of flamenco, classical, gypsy-jazz and blues.

Saturday 27 April, 8:00 pm

Tickets: Adults $20, Conc. $18, Members $16

 

 Guthries: http://www.folkfederation.com

 

 

 

 

Be worried, be very, very worried.

North Korean Dictator Kim Jong-un warned everybody that he has more than missiles to chuck at the naughty peoples in the West and the East and the South and wherever.... See this photo for evidence:


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The sheilas in high heels are scary enough – especially if those shoes have snow cleats on the bottom, they will really be able to git along the icy terrain to thwap the evil enemy with those furry pillbox hats – but it's the fukken Commando Chipmunks on the right of the photo that have me worried! Them and their fukken bicycles.

Commando Chipmunks with machine guns - on bicycles!

It's the secret weapon you stupid West-South-Easterners never dleamed of,” Kim Jong-un-who-doesn't-have-a-long-un said. “I rearn my take-over-the-world strategy from Mickey Mouse comics and learised the cuddly but amusing chipmunk could be a hiry-effective weapon against you frukken stupid people that I hate - especiarry liding their riddle bicycles while shooting machine guns; and my Commando Chipmunks are frukken vicious and hungry! You stupid tree-hugging obesities will go 'Ohhh, rook at the cute rittle chipmunk; have a peanut, ri'l guy'. And my little commando chipmunk frukkers will bite those pudgy fingers and then shoot their owners with their riddle machine guns and lide away quickry on their riddle bicycles.

They are nasty frukkers - jus' rike Hitler's war pigs; So... I call my commando chipmunk army – the Nutzies.”

 
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