Wingnut, the office dog, has a habit of finding smelly things, He quickly located the resting place of a batch of prawn heads and shells tossed out after a Chrissy piss-up and last night, when he approached me reclining in my lounge chair on the back patio smelling like a dead octopus (not me - HIM!), I thought he was at it again. But… NO! He had merely dug up a particularly smelly ditty that I have planted down the bottom of this posting for your amusement. Some of you will be amused. Mum wasn't.
Now… the reason we are here is to push live music gigs in South Australaia and all I can help you with are these:
Friday night, January 1, Warp Factor 3 will be rocking at the Norwood Hotel. That’s Hilly, Boundy and The Preacher. See you there.
Saturday January 2 something is happening but nobody is talking to me about it.
Then we skip to Sunday January 10 when Amber Joy Poulton and the Holy Men will be doin’ it acoustic at the Lighthouse Hotel, Port Adelaide. Afternoon gig, front bar, in yer face and the tucker at the Lighthouse is tasty! And so is Amber Joy and The Holy Men who will be doing just a few shows around town before they head off to Tamworth where is a big ol’ shindig going on. If you're wondering why Amber Joy is lying down in the photo it's because the photographer feller was a midget. Oi tink he were a leprechaun or sometink loike dat.Just a wee feller about as high as a point of Guinness. Without the head. Four PM kick-off; don't be late and that MEANS YOU, ANTHONY!!!!!
And now, as I promised earlier, Wingnut’s latest piece of shit - Bingo Wings. I must warn you, before you open this package, contents are rated FFS for Fairly Fukken Stupid. Click to open: