Thank Christ that stupid election is over, the Federation has been restored, the rebels have been mollified ( I think that means they are shacked up with their molls and no longer interested in rebelling), the river is overflowing with chardonnay and cheap Bollinger, the hospitals are full of dedicated doctors and nurses playing doctors and nurses, and there’s gigs to go to. What could be better? Eh? Well… I could use a mirror arrangement that would help me look at my ears from the side-on; that might make me feel better. You see, I’ve discovered there’s little hairs growing out of some part of my ear and it bothers me. I don’t know whether it’s a normal part of evolving anatomy or a pair caterpillars that have made nests in there. If there was a device that clamped onto your head that had a rearview mirror at the front aimed at a wing mirror round the side I might just  be able to see what the fuk’s going on around there and set an appropriate level of concern.

In the meantime… Friday night Warp Factor 4 is off to satisfy Suzie at a Rocky Horror themed party.That's all you need to know as your presence there will not be required. But I am going as one of the lead characters but in a very - very - clever outfit. I'm going to hanhg a bunch of hot dog sausages out the front of me duds. Guess who it is... go on, Hava guess.(For answer, turn computer upside down and see its bottom)

 Saturday night, March 27, pan!c will be whipping up the craic at the Daniel O’Connell Hotel in North Adelaide. Pan!c put in a sterling effort of St Paddy’s  Day with five hours of elbow slapping, Adam’s Apple bobbing music that sometimes even veered towards Irish, a bit. Saturday it’s all back to normal. LIve music plays between 9 pm and 12 midnight. Not 12 am,as some posters may indicate.

Sunday March 28 the Steve Brown Band is appearing at the Grosvenor Hotel Victor Harbor. Afternoon session, 3-7 pm, bring the kids, there’s a barbecue and they are short on “the other other white meat”. Children will be served with salad and chips.

Photo Left: Steve Brown - don't fuk with him, ok! His beady eyes will drill holes in yer!

Also on Sunday March 28, if you're too chicken to drive to Victor Harbor and shit scared of getting killed or maimed on the Vic H. road, then you can stay safely in town like the little sheilas you are and go to the Wine Underground and see/hear the Streamliners.  Take your eyes and ears for the full experience. Oh, I forgot, take your gob as well, you'll be needing it to gargle some beer and have a smoke. Yes! You can smoke on this web page; Ive got proper ventilation and no foodstuffs so don't go getting on your Politically Correct high fukken nag. I'll bet you still fart inside, don't you? I'll bet you  don't interrupt a rivetting conversation by saying: "Hold that thought, everyone, I've just go to go outside to drop me guts."  No! But you'll send outside some poor fukker who relies on the aromatic and medicinal properties of the naturally occuring tobacco leaf and the chemical industry to maintain health and happiness. Fukken hypocrites will stay indoor and silently let loose a Mohammed Ali (floats like a butterfly; stings like a bee) and pollute the drinking/dining/bullshitting area. I'm not sure what that has got to do with the Streamliners and the Wine Undergroundbut it filled up some space.

  Coopers 1862 Bar, Pirie Street, the City. LIve music plays between 5 and 8 pm.

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