Broadband - Gidday Ostrayans, I’ve already started my takeover by grabbing this prime errr... interweb space. First, I need to explain why I fumbled the ‘Broadband’  questions. You see, I reckon it was a commo union worker's tricky question that made be forget that I really did know about broadbands. Heck... my favourite broadband is the Bangles! They’re great aren’t they? I especially liked that catchy tune that poked gentle fun at the way those sand-dwelling Egyptoid foreigners walked. I still do that dance around the office whenever I need to get a laugh out of my bloke mates.  So I do know about broadbands. Gee... I was lucky enough to grow up with some great music by another of my favourite broadbands - Josie and the PussyCats.  They were great and I still love that song of theirs that goes  ‘Doo Doo dumm,  dee dee dee dats, we are Josie and the PussyCats!’  It’s all right, that song, I reckon.  I mean, we all know bloke bands are much better but I’ve always had a soft spot for broadbands because they have ladies in them but then, I’m somewhat prejudiced because, well, my own daughters are girl-ladies. True!

Now I’ll let you know about some other music shows going on this week but I will give you a warning... some of these so-called entertainers will be communists who write and perform their own tunes. Look,  there are enough good tunes already written and we can always get more from America if we need to. Any Ostrayan  who starts writing their own songs  is a communist.  But don’t let that stop you from having a lovely evening out. Cripes, you might even ask the so-called musicians if they know how to play Walk Like an Egyptian and you can do the crazy dance for them.

Now... Wednesday night at the Whitmore has the Shady Blues Band. They’re marvellous... even though they sometimes have a lady singing with them.

Friday night is going to be great. Before I win any election I like nothing more than some good old rock and roll and this Friday August 20 the Cat’s Pyjamas and the Rockin  FJ’s will be performing for Legends Rock and Roll Club at the Slovenian Club, Brompton… oh dear, that club at Brompton sounds sort of foreign, doesn’t it.  Oh well, It should be all right.

Also on Friday night August 20 Sweet Baby James and Rob Eyers will be at the Rob Roy Hotel from 6 pm toll 9 pm. Everything good there, all good white anglo-saxon names. Just go to the loo if you don't know one or two of the songs thay play. Listeneing to new songs can also make you a communist.

Saturday Night you can watch my bloodbath victory in the comfort of the front bar of the Daniel O’Connell Hotel in North Adelaide as you jig along to the great pop vibe ( I know a lot more hip words and phrases like that) the snazzy sounds (see) of pan!c, something every unionist is going to do when I get control of the gun cupboard. PANIC you dirty commo scum. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha etc.

Sunday at the Wine Underground will feature Hoy-Hoy!! Playing Texas Blues as it should be played – very nicely. The band will start their first bracket (see, I even know musical stuff as well)...  their first bracket at 5 pm.

On Sunday I will be humbly thanking God for crushing and killing my enemies. If you want to hear my hit song again go to Wingnut .