What Ho..... I've been reading a bit of Wodehouse and picked up some of the jargon of the mileau but that doesn't stop me from making a brief gig guide.

Friday - Sweet Baby James and Rob Eyers at the Rob Roy Hotel (City). Early Kick off for this one straight after work - 6-ish. Bring your business troubles with you and piss them down the urinal.

Friday - The Steve Brown Band plays the Semaphore Workers Club. What fun, I say. Right up the old bunghole and all that. 9 pm kick off.

Sunday - An Afternoon of Beer and Skiffle at the Whitmore Hotel, Morphett Street, the CIty. Starts cranking up around 2 pm. Lots of fun and a bit of a sing-along laugh if you have an easily-stimulatted sense of humour.

That is all for now. Things will get back to normal when we work out what normal is.