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Amber Joy and the Holy Men Ride Again! Print E-mail
Monday, 15 September 2014

Sample ImageFRIDAY September 19 - FUNHOUSE OF BLUES at the Wheatie. $10 ON THE DOOR

Go to: WWW.WHEATSHEAFHOTEL.COM.AU

 

 

 BSide magazine

 Sample Imagehttps://www.facebook.com/thebsidemag

 http://bsidemagazine.com.au/

 

 

 

 

Sample ImageSAT. 20TH. September, Hoy Hoy will be at the LAND OF PROMISE HOTEL.

With SPECIAL GUEST: Dave Blight. Australia’s premier Harp player, playing ROCKIN’ BRIT’, AMERICAN, AND ORIGINAL BLUES.
Go here: WWW.HOYHOYMUSIC.COM

 

 

 

Sample ImageAmber and Sandra

Big week for the queens of Country. Friday night, Amber Jo y and Sandra Humphreys present their Wine, Women & Song show to the residents of Mount Gambier. 

Saturday September 20 – they move the whole shipload up to the Institute at Nuriootpa. Then…..


On Sunday, 21st September. The whole Wine, Women & Song caravan sets up at Victor Harbor Bowling Club for a 2pm kick off.

$20 pre-book ($22 at the door). This is 'country' music and pretty good stuff at that. There will be songs about plonk, chicks, blokes/dudes, good times, bad times and generally plenty of good fun and good music. Wine, Women & Song… go here: https://www.facebook.com/events/448839328591850/    and here: https://www.facebook.com/events/upcoming    for more info and booking tips.

 

 

Sample ImageSUN. 21ST. September - Hoy Hoy play the SEMAPHORE WORKERS CLUB, cranking out their home brand of  ROCKIN’ BRIT’, AMERICAN, AND ORIGINAL BLUES.

 

 

Sample ImageWednesday, September 24 – Sweet Baby James and Rob Eyers at the Royal Oak, North Adelaide. Plenty of room for dancing the Blues up there at the Oak!!!!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 Put this in your diary....

Sample ImageThe Krusty Cowboy Klub Variety Show for Variety!!!! Saturday October 11 at St Luke's.

 Yes.... and we have Don Morrison the Thirsty Troubador lined up to add to the entertainment; and a little bit of 'Magic', and there may even be very risky whip-cracking demonstrations happening as well!   Be careful - it might have your eye out!

And .... as a special treat evening will be hosted by  the Absolutley Fabulous Matt Gilbertson. 

Saturday October 11; 7.30 kick off, proceeds to the Variety Club.

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Booking Information will follow soon!

 

 

 

Sample ImageSelling Now: Deep South Roots, Blues and Folk festival

3 days of great music over November 28, 29 &30.

 Day 1 start with: Sheilas Sing the Blues.... Zkye, Gail Page and Carla Lippis

 Day 2: Read the poster, because I still couldn't be bothered typing it all out but the  Steve Brown Band is in there somewhere and that’s all that matters to me.

 Day 3: Up close and personal

 Plus some great interstate guests.

Book Now!!!   Tickets at Oztix



 
 
 
 
 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Sample Image Glenn Shorrock headlines AMC Sessions Number 5.

AMC Session 5 has launched with Glenn Shorrock as the feature artist.

There will also be new SA Music Hall of Fame inductions and a lot more at The Goodwood Institute

October 10th.....7.30pm-11pm

These shows always sell out…. Book early. Ticketed seating available.

 http://www.trybooking.com/Booking/BookingEventSummary.aspx?eid=10185 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 


 

 Sample ImageAdelaide Roots and Blues Association gig guide:

https://www.facebook.com/groups/ARBAgigguide/1457524994530148/?notif_t=group_activity
More Blues and Roots Gigs: Link: ARBA:
https://www.facebook.com/adelaiderootsandblues

 

 

 

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International Talk Like A Pirate Day - FREE in the Front Bar - Friday 19 September.

http://www.thegov.com.au/index.php/gig_guide  

 ARRRRRGH ME HEARTIES, it be International Talk Like Pirate Day once again. Now’s the time for all YE Wenches, Scurvy Dogs and Scoundrels to descend upon the decks of The Gov’s front bar, to find YE treasure, whilst you babble like a buccaneer.

Plenty of fun and games to be had, and two of YER rowdiest Pirate inspired bands CAPTAIN HELLFIRE AND THE WRETCHED BRETHREN + THE SHAMBOLICS to entertain.  From 7pm onwards in the Front Bar - Friday 19 September.   FREE FOR ALL OF YE WHO DARE!!

 

 

The 100 year-old man who went out the window and disappeared


Allan Krisskross, soon to be 100, was a fairly unassuming resident of Longdrawnoutexit Retirement Home. While he did not make a nuisance of himself in ways similar to other geriatric coffin-dodgers  - like spoiling his duds and being helpless -  he was nevertheless, sharp of mind and observant of eye, And ear…. for Allan became aware that the nurses and carers were planning a 100th birthday party for him.
He was indifferent to this; sure... he liked cake – if he would be allowed to eat it – but he had also heard that the nurses and carers had chipped in to buy him a Zimmer frame in anticipation of possible impending immobility.
“Not on my – nor on your lives…” he affirmed quietly. “I am fit and healthy. I can still walk and chase sheilas and will not surrender my perambulatory activities until I am well and truly rooted!”
The day of the party arrived.   Allan was in his room watching something interesting on the interweb while the Home buzzed quietly with party preparations. When all was done, Nurse Thunderbutts was sent to collect Allan. The door was locked. When the master key was pressed into service it was discovered that Allan was not in his room.
The alarm was raised. Allan is not in his room! He has escaped! A bloke nurse was sent into the room because blokes are generally thought to be smarter at this tough stuff and he said: “Allan is not in his room. He has escaped!”
That’s the advantage of sending in blokes.
The search began; down the halls, room to room, all calling out:
“Allan….?”
“Allan….?”
“Allan….?”
“Allan….?”
“Allan….?”
“Allan….!”
“Al…?”
“Allan….?”
 “Steve… have you seen Allan?”
“No…… !  Allan….?”
To no avail. Then one of the nurses said: “Let’s look outside; maybe he climbed out the window…”
“But it’s a six-foot drop…”
“Well… we all know he is a very determined 100-year-old dude….eh?”
Outside they went. 
“Allan….?”
“Allan….?”
“Allan….?”
“Allan….?”
 “OOooOOooHHH! Yes….. over here….. Oooohh!”
He was found in the garden bed directly under his window with his pants around his ankles, moaning with pain.
“OooooHHHhhhh,” he said.
“Allan!” they said. “What happened? Did you try to run away?”
 “No.  I didn’t want to go to your party so I locked my door. But then I saw Mrs Freebody wave to me across the garden and I decided to show her my tackle and when I went to give her a better look I fell out the window. OooooooH!!!!  I think I've kacked meself and me back’s fukked!”
And so it was that Allan was given a wheelchair for his 100th and the Zimmer frame was set up in a corner of the room to serve as an underwear drying rack.

 

 
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