... and not allowed to collect $200! Why a bit of Monopoly trivia should lob in there is anyone's guess but the kernel of the story is as true as you can get without actually being carved in rock - Walking The Line, Australia's Number One Johnny Cash Showband, will soon be recreating the Man In Black's San Quentin concert, only it will be at the Mobilong miscreants retreat. Probably. If the gig doesn't get confirmed pretty soon one of us is going to have to smack a copper in the chops just so we can get sent to the joint! But I suppose this is neither chips nor mash to anyone other than a Mobilong resident, eh? You won't get to see the show unless you get sent down sometime in the next week! So start criminialising; only a few seats left. Bookings can be made at the Magistrates Court. See you at Mobilong on Friday November 7. Maybe.

Friday November 7 will see the monsters of Power Soul Double Wammy!!  spill their pent-up angst and white trash frustrations all over the stage and floor of the Semaphore Workers Club. Situated on the gentle rise above the golden sands at Semaphore, the Semaphore Workers Club is the ideal venue to meet with friends for a drink and a chat, and watch the sun set over the crystal waters of the Gulf of Saint John Vincent while listening to the sounds of Double Wammy murdering their instruments and vocal chords with chainsaws and 'sub-mochine' guns. 

Looking ahead:  Walking The Line will make an appearance at a fundraiser for the Two Wells RSL club on Saturday November 8. The lineup for the evening includes James Blundell and Acoustic Juice. 

Commercial break: The Walking The Line CD (pictured right) can now be purchased from Elevator Music, Shop 29 Seaford S/Centre Commercial Road Seaford, SA, as well as Allingtons in the north of Adelaide.

And looking not quite as far ahead: pan!c will the the lead noisemakers at La Boheme on Thursday, November 6. It's going to be a fantastic show with pan!c peaking early but reviving for a frenetic comback after a couple of pints of Coopers Pale and a benzedrine sandwich, but.... you won't get to see that show either - it's private. Nyah! pan!c is rapidly carving out a unique reputation as the only band in the galaxy to cover songs by Regurgitator, Machine Gun Fellatio, Nick Cave as well as The Fratellis. And the Detroit Cobras! Dont forget the Detroit Cobras. And the Cramps! Who could forget the Cramps? I know I did... but only for a minute or so.