DO YOUR BALLS SWING LOW...

.... Can you tie 'em in a knot; can you tie 'em in a bow? Well, if you get your rubber legs and your flailing arms down to the Wheatsheaf Hotel at Thebarton on Wednesday April 29, you will get the opportunity to discover how the many and various pendulous parts of your body swing because Blues Avenue - that stomping, shouting mighty-good swing band featuring James Meston and The Preacher Denis Surmon - will be beating you daddy - and mummy (no discrimination when it comes to this kind of beating) - 8 to the bar!    Excuse me while a take a breath; that was a very long sentence. I could have used more punctuation to break it up but I have overshsot my punctuation quota for the month. I get 5 dogabytes or something on the current plan. I am trying to get punctuation on broadband but the telstra guy is still laying the cable in our street.

You can do what you will with that.

Now, where was I...?  I was Swinging the Blues at the Wheatsheaf Hotel on Wednesday night April 29, that's where I was! And I want you to be there too. We - Blues Avenue -  have been fortunate and honoured   to have teamed up with The Swing Sesh Dance School , led by Chris Harm and Meral Nieman who know the real reason why Lindy Hopped ... and why the Balboa isn't Rocky ----it's because it SWINGS!   I am seriously going to have to quit before I write something stupid so if you want to find out why Lindy Hopped get down to the Wheatie and ask her yourself!

Anyway.... Folks - it's free. Abso-fukken-lootely free. And you can't get cheaper than that for a night's entertainment and wild dancing. And if you think you can, come along to the Wheatie this Wednesday and tell me. I'd love to hear about it, truly, I would, (Like fuck, I would!)  BIg Finish: get ready to  Swing Out At the Wheatie.... Blues Avenue kicks off around 8pm or whenever The Preacher manages to sort out the PA.    Swing  'em High at the  Wheatie, Wednesdy April Twenny nine!