At the Daniel O'Connell Hotel this Saturday, October 31, you will see the death-defying, gob-smacking (gobs will be smacked with an open hand - not a wooden spoon) pan!c as they load in their gear - amps, drums and PA stuff, set it up and fuck around with the leads, mikes and all that shit, and get a drink or two, and then... have a bit of a chat about this and fukken that.... and eventually... at about 9.00 pm .... play some songs. Hooray! Yippeee - I hear you say. But... I also heard someone else - a doubting Tomarse - say: "So, what makes it different to any other useless fukken band at a gig? Eh? Eh?"   Well, I'll fukken tell ya: it's because ... I'm sorry, I've run out of my allocated killerbytes for this post.

Ok, I've borrowed some old meatybites so now, I'm going to use them to tell you about this other item one more time: On Friday, November 6, Honky Tonk Angels - The Loretta Lynn Show, will be  saddling up the Starwagon, tetherin' the Tarago, hitchin' up the Honda, mountin' the Mitsubishi and fondling the Ford Bronco and a-headin' down to the Port Noarlunga Arts Centre to start a-stompin and a-whoopin' round the corral and settin' down to cookin' up a prairie-sized bucket of ham and beans and fun, spelt h-a-m-a-n-d-b-e-a-n-s-a-n-d-f-u-n for the... for  the....the.... somebody please help me out, I seem to have disappeared up my own arsehole.

Here's the brief: Honky Tonk Angels at the Port Noarlunga Arts Centre on Friday, 6th November
8:00pm kick-off and it’s $25 ($20 concession) to get in. For bookings call: 8326 5577 

And all of this leads up to the next important announcement.      On Saturday and Sunday, November 7 and 8, you should make every effort to....

I'm sorry, looks like i've used up all the meatybites I borrowed so now  I'll have to do the following announcement in smoke signals. Here it is:

 As you can readily see it is not something you would want to miss given the number and value of the  we are  .